Archive for March, 2009

A moment of your time please. This will only take a brief moment. In fact, hold your breath.

Just one big breath. This shouldn’t take any longer than you can hold your breath. Maybe longer. Give me one breath and two minutes and this should be resolved.

You holding your breath yet? Good. Let’s begin.

I’m sure you’ve all heard it at some point. Someone you know or maybe even someone you don’t know has said it. It’s been a comon phrase for a while now for some innane reason, so I doubt you’ve gone your entire adult life, or even you whole adolescent life, without hearing it once.

My gripe is with this phrase:

“Oh my god, it’s so romantic. They’re like Romeo and Juliet!” (more…)